Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Oh Sweet Jesus, your ciborium is in a perilous place

Jesus,
I'm in a rut. Please, pray for me and bring me deliverance. I remember hearing the news as an 11 year old that a crazed hobo had broken into the church and stolen the sacrosant golden ciborium, leaving the contents strewn on the altar. Oh sweet Jesus, how they cursed that maniac.

Please, oh please, lift me from this steaming hellbroth, lest they curse me as the New Maniac.